100 Things About Me

  • My favorite color is purple.
  • My second favorite color green.
  • I look horrible in purple and green.
  • I am brutally honest.
  • I am often accused of being a know-it-all.
  • I am funny.
  • When I started noticing my weight loss, I took at least 100 pictures of myself a day.
  • I can always point the problem in the predicament I find myself in. I know exactly how to remedy them but seldom do.
  • I have liked more guys whose name starts with “J” than another letter in the alphabet.
  • Younger men always seem to be attracted to me.
  • I have been out with more men this year than in the first seven years I dated.
  • I hate cotton, especially cotton balls.  The way it feels makes me clench my teeth.
  • I love cinnamon flavored anything.
  • I was pregnant in high school.
  • “Wind Beneath My Wings” makes me cry every time I hear it.
  • I can tell with in the first two minutes of meeting a man whether or not I would ever sleep with him.
  • I don’t trust the number 23.
  • I have a totally twisted, politically incorrect sense of humor.
  • I tried to rewrite the bible in the second grade.
  • I have won three national awards for television production.
  • I love to write.  It is definitely my favorite thing to do. (Almost :P )
  • Getting food poisoning in 2009 was probably the best thing that ever happened to me.
  • I am a closet cougar.
  • I want a boob job.
  • I love looking at myself in the mirror.
  • I don’t spend much time at home.
  • I am very clumsy.
  • I have had two surgeries on my left knee just because I tripped and fell down.
  • Autumn is my favorite season.
  • I go shopping when I am depressed.
  • I want to write a book, then write the screenplay, then direct the movie.
  • I would love to live in Sydney for a year.
  • I would love to win the lottery but I never buy tickets.
  • I love having bad dreams.
  • I want to own my own production company.
  • My son is named after one of my brothers.
  • Sometimes I think I will be single forever.
  • I still think about my mom every day.
  • I always ask myself how I am doing and answer out loud.
  • I have full blown conversations with myself in public.
  • I love gangster rap.
  • I have an entirely different life in my mind.
  • I always go shopping on Black Friday.
  • I love Disney World.  If I could go every year for the rest of my life I would.
  • My son has the quickest sense of humor of any person I know. I love it.
  • I attribute everything I have accomplished as an adult to three people.
  • I seldom eat meat but bacon is my vice.
  • I have naturally curly hair.
  • I had seizures until I was six.
  • I really want a boyfriend
  • I am definitely a cat person.
  • I hum and sing Christmas carols when I am in a good mood.
  • I love to take baths.
  • I want Anthony Bourdain’s job.
  • My friends are my family.
  • I have been to Disney World three times.
  • I am totally OCD.
  • I get paid to watch porn.
  • I don’t know what I would do without my cellphone.
  • I take at least two showers a day.
  • I love to cook but never do it.
  • I don’t read nearly as much as I would like to.
  • I normally get pretty mean when I drink whiskey.
  • I like beer more than wine.
  • I hate having roommates.
  • I find it difficult to write while listening to music.
  • I almost never apologize.
  • I didn’t really like cartoons as a kid.
  • I love sarcasm.
  • I am pretty self-obsessed.
  • I love spending money on other people.
  • I am learning to be patient.
  • I love video games.
  • I dislike habitual liars.
  • I never eat leftovers.
  • I would love to live on the east coast for a few years.
  • I am perverted.
  • I am the loudest person you’ll probably ever meet.
  • I always put my movies in alphabetical order.
  • I expect people to do what they say they will.
  • I believe that everything happens for a reason.
  • Punctuality is very important to me.
  • I swear a lot.
  • I am addicted to Facebook.
  • I remember sequences of numbers that aren’t relevant at all.
  • It takes me about three hours to fully wake up.
  • I hate when people talk to me while I am waking up. 
  • The first thing I do when I wake up is smoke.
  • If I throw up I want be taken to the emergency room immediately. I am a huge baby about vomiting.
  • I love going to the movies but listening to people chew in the theater drives me crazy.
  • I am on the computer pretty much 24/7.
  • I seldom go to bed before 2:00 a.m.
  • I could eat Mexican food every day for the rest of my life.
  • I am happiest when I am making other people laugh.
  • I love to swim but only in pools.
  • I rather be too cold than too hot.
  • I try really hard not to be cynical.
  • I only like dating one man at a time otherwise things get messy.
  • It annoys me when people don’t respond to texts.
  • I am very fond of myself.
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