Day 9: 12 Facts About Me

I list facts about myself all the time just because I like to do. I shall try my best not to be redundant.

1. I absolutely despise the color salmon. It is a gross orangey pink color and I don’t think it looks good on anything or anyone. It is atrocious.
2. I have been filling out job applications for my son, who lives in another state.  He didn’t know I was doing it until someone called to schedule an interview.
3. I own more than four working vibrators.
4. Autumn is hands down my favorite season.
5. I still don’t think I am ready to date seriously but I am really ready to go out on a date.
6. If I tell someone something that isn’t true, regardless of how insignificant it is, I will always correct myself or tell the truth (often in the same breath).
7. I have started smoking in my house.  I have never done that in my life and need to stop doing it now because I hate it.
8. I absolutely love cooking holiday dinners all by myself with no help because having other people in the kitchen annoys the shit out of me.  I am the best cook I know.
9. I have little respect or patience for people who don’t have faith in me. I don’t feel inclined to prove myself to anyone but myself.
10. I absolutely hate it when anyone tells me how I feel about myself.  (Yes, I am still really angry about that.)
11. I really like to word atrocious.
12. I finally got a regular job!  Getting to hear all the beautiful things my former coworkers said about me made my heart smile.

Posted by trjensen on November 8, 2012

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