The Five Date Rule

I have decided to impose a five date rule on myself from here on in.  Why five dates?  Because I really, really want to get laid and I need to stop letting my overactive sex drive get the best of me.  Having sex too quickly generally plants me in the fuck buddy zone and I already have few of those lined up so I don’t need a new one.  Any more than five dates and I could find a reason not to have sex with anyone.  Five dates may be slightly longer than I can comfortably manage. ( I can do it.)   I really need to give myself more time to make an informed decision.  I also need to stop slutting it up with guys who are willing to just spend time with me with no promise that I would ever sleep with them.

That being said, I am getting to the point where I am horny as hell and I have a date with a very attractive European on Saturday night.  (Pay no attention to the accent, Teri! He will still have an accent on the fifth date.)  So I guess I need to work on strengthening my resolve.  It has been a nearly a month since I’ve had sex and a few more weeks won’t kill me.  (At least I hope not!)

It is odd that my life has changed so drastically.  I went from not having sex for over a decade and really sort of losing interest in men to having to implement rules to restrain myself from just having sex.  (I really want to have sex!)  I want something more substantial than just sex.  I want to try for something more, something more significant.  I am going to try to make it five dates and my vagina will just have to deal with it.

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