A few weeks back I went and saw a friend I haven’t seen in a while. We spent the entire night bullshitting and drinking. It was just me, her and her live-in boyfriend. We have had some issues due in large part to the fact that she thinks her boyfriend is attracted to me. I just stopped going to visit because she always said something about it and it was incredibly uncomfortable for me.
I don’t know if she has gotten over insecurity but last time I was there, she and her boyfriend seemed to have come up with a solution to the problem. It wouldn’t solve a damn thing for me but it seemed to be something they felt would remedy the situation. Why they thought it was a good idea was beyond me but if I had known what they were up to I probably wouldn’t have gone over.
About five beers into the evening, my friend and her boyfriend were by their back door being uncomfortably affectionate in front of me. I was on the couch trying to watch television while she tried to persuade him to go upstairs for some fun. He told her that she had company and I said “I don’t give a shit. Do what you want.” “Would you come up and watch us?” her boyfriend asked. I looked at him for any indication that he was joking. He turned to his girlfriend to confirm that this was a scenario she would be okay with. “Do you want to?” she asked with a shrug. “I can’t think of anything I would like less,” I answered and returned my attention to the television. They never did go have “fun.”
I am not opposed to the idea of watching two people fuck. I like porn and live action porn would be an interesting experience. It would also give me another story. I love having stories. My particular issues with this proposed scenario are numerous. Firstly, this woman is like my sister. I am friends with her entire family and I don’t think I could look her any of her relatives in the eyes if I had agreed to watch them fuck. Secondly, she doesn’t trust me because she keeps telling me that she suspects her man wants me. Thirdly, I too suspect that he is attracted to me and in no way want to encourage him.
Lastly and most importantly, I in no way, shape or form find either of them attractive. I would go as far as saying they are both pretty unattractive. Why would I want to watch ugly people fuck? I wouldn’t watch them fuck unless I was forced to. Rick James wasn’t there so that didn’t happen thankfully. It would be like bad fetish porn that involved one of my family members. Thanks but no thanks.